Although those asking Satan for help are regarded with dread, one must admit praying to him is at least seen as more interesting and based on a higher goal, albeit a dark, amoral one.

Jesus, on the other hand, is constantly pestered by believers for the slightest trifle.

Please help me get to work on time!

Please help me find my car keys!

Please help me remember this phone number!

Please help me get an A!

Imagine the frustration he would experience daily if he were actually real.